like a chocolate turtle

sᴛᴀʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇsᴛ
ғᴀʟʟ sᴏ ғᴀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀss ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ
ᴄᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛᴇʀs

my name is lizzie, ellie, lisabeth (any variation of elizabeth, basically), and chord overstreet and chris colfer are my boos, i am a diamond, i have an addiction to cookie butter and i liken myself to a shorter aubrey plaza and younger marina diamandis

things to know before following this blog:

- How many teddybears are too many teddy bears?
- I know I look kinda of fat in the face but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- *prays every night for global love*
- Do you ever think about what clothes ghosts wear?
- After a nasty addiction to Cat food, Marilyn makes a triumphant return today from rehab

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“Training with British Military fitness”


Training with British Military fitness”


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here ya go mithemachine, “six selfies that make me feel cute” 

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tagging tinibellbeaniedovaqueene-boo-dum-tissperssonality, and anyone else who wants to try this out!


Hug, Wiccan and Hulkling. ♥
I hope you like!


Hug, Wiccan and Hulkling. ♥

I hope you like!

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exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like


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Ever wonder what the world would be like when you leave the devil in charge?




Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

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