like a chocolate turtle

sᴛᴀʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇsᴛ
ғᴀʟʟ sᴏ ғᴀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀss ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ
ᴄᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛᴇʀs

my name is lizzie, ellie, lisabeth (any variation of elizabeth, basically), and chord overstreet and chris colfer are my boos, i am a diamond, i have an addiction to cookie butter and i liken myself to a shorter aubrey plaza and younger marina diamandis

things to know before following this blog:

- How many teddybears are too many teddy bears?
- I know I look kinda of fat in the face but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- *prays every night for global love*
- Do you ever think about what clothes ghosts wear?
- After a nasty addiction to Cat food, Marilyn makes a triumphant return today from rehab

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officialunitedstates:

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

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nine days of brooklyn nine-nine day 7: favorite quote
"Right, that’s the guy you said the lame stuff about.  Like, he’s a good listener."

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mithemachine:

why do people always use “the real world” as an excuse not to change when they actively shape “the real world”


She’ll be fine. I believe in her. You should too. Because she doesn’t give up on the people she loves. And she always succeeds.

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B99 AND CUTIE FAIRYTALE LAND SHOW ARE BOTH BACK TONIGHT AND I HAVE NO TV TO WATCH IT ON  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ ︵ ┻━┻


summonerjolan:

brommunism:

remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

(via lady-storms)


❝You say you want to be king —
so when I burn your kingdom down, I’ll make sure
you’re still chained to the throne.❞
-'this queen is not a pawn in your arsenal' (d.s.)

(Source: quiteverbose, via wmilam)



It’s all a matter of perspective. 

(Source: edwardsnygma, via thefalseshepherd)


there’s a 7 second snippet of Marina gracefully singing “motherfucker, motherfucker” in succession somewhere and tbh it’s been stuck in my head as a mantra lately