like a chocolate turtle

sᴛᴀʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇsᴛ
ғᴀʟʟ sᴏ ғᴀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀss ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ
ᴄᴏᴜɢʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʟɪɢʜᴛᴇʀs

my name is lizzie, ellie, lisabeth (any variation of elizabeth, basically), and chord overstreet and chris colfer are my boos, i am a diamond, i have an addiction to cookie butter and i liken myself to a shorter aubrey plaza and younger marina diamandis

things to know before following this blog:

- How many teddybears are too many teddy bears?
- I know I look kinda of fat in the face but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- *prays every night for global love*
- Do you ever think about what clothes ghosts wear?
- After a nasty addiction to Cat food, Marilyn makes a triumphant return today from rehab

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honey in tea smells like shit but my throat is so much better now because of it




mydrunkkitchen:

when people are like “wow you do a great job protecting your skin from the sun!! how do you do it???” and I’m like “there is great wifi at my house”





ALSO BOOK FESTIVAL WAS REALLY GREAT i love daniel handler i want to be him i also love jon klassen he’s too cute for words

also tini made me pie and it was delicious and i wish she could mail it to me so i can finish it all because i only had one slice



I thought I didn't have any regrets when I died.But the reason I ended up taking this assignment and coming backwas because I actually do have one regret.The fact that I left you behind.
I thought I didn't have any regrets when I died.
But the reason I ended up taking this assignment and coming back
was because I actually do have one regret.
The fact that I left you behind.

sam and kurt are my kryptonite, sorry y’all if i break my “no reblogging show that must not be named on this blog” rule anytime in the future